My Friend Maria Is Jealous! Sexy Painless Breast Implant Surgery in Two Days

Painless Breast Implants

I’ll have the small 34C please, make that silicone with a slight lift, light on the pain and no bleeding. Instead of my Starbucks check-in @foursquare, I’ll be checking in to Dr. Wigoda’s office on Friday morning for some painless breast implants.

Getting lift and cleavage beyond compare…like no Victoria’s Secret bra can do.  That’s why my friend Maria is jealous! Comparing “body” notes with my mommy friends like Maria, we all agree: kids are great, but they sure can take a toll on the body!

I am sooooo ready to see my Plastic Surgeon friend and blogger Dr. Wigoda on Friday morning in Fort Lauderdale! My breast implant surgery is a must-have…I mean push up bras look sexy only as long as you are wearing them! What’s more fake, a good bra that you eventually have to take off or some awesome breast implants?

Dr Wigoda Painless Breast Implant Patient Doing Sit Ups

Can you believe it’s only been 7 days?!

Pre-Breast Surgery Freak Out Moments:

I am starting to freak out a little because I have not worked out in 3 days and not sure how quick I can be back on the treadmill. Also a little nervous about getting cut open upon my own wishes! Other things like what will my ex say, what do I tell my eight-year old daughter…or a few random thoughts before going for my painless breast implant surgery.

Victoria’s Secret has ‘Very Sexy’ bras, well I’m ready for Dr. Paul Wigoda’s Very Sexy (and painless) breast implants! Friday morning at 8:00 am, see you on the very sexy surgery table! My biggest concern: No Starbucks before surgery!